CREATING VIDEOS IZ SOOOOO LONNNNGGGGG

Damn this has taken me a while, oh well...

So I have finally created my first video, if you are willing to watch it (god dread it for how long it took me to actually create it) GO AHEAD! Firstly lets talk about what this kuffuffuffflele was all about, I'm sure you'd love to hear why I created this fantastic pile of shit :D. Anyway, allow me to proceed...

TIS WAS A GOOD OL' 18TH OF AUGUST, and I had waken upon my bed, I see my PC on from the night before and I wonder why this is. Today was the best day to create a video, for some reason it was, I'm not sure why though, I mean I could have done anything, but I created a beautiful art. I set up Dxtory and OF COURSE it fucks up the first second I try to record, its writing speed was at somewhat 7 mb/s, the resolution was like 5x5p and OH GOD Don't get me started on the framerate, but don't worry folks, Tyler was determined to complete his dream. After doing a wonderful configuration (not optimal but watchable) I began to record...

*insert gaming footage of Half Life 2* Everything in the game was perfect what the NPCs did, all that shizz, the main returning feature of the video was the horny as fuck police offices. THE GAME WENT BEAUTIFUL

It went absolutely O.K actually (Although the microphone was flawless) It was pretty simple, Record, Bang Jokes, and edit. I did all the tweaks and shit. Half way through editing, half the clips became corrupt...

boy was I pissed

BUT THEN FATE MADE A COMEBACK, I REPLACED THE FILE, CREATED A LOWER THIRD AND HIT THE RENDER BUTTON. Now right before I hit the upload to youtube button, 

the second half of  Divotin (yeaah thats right the orange turtle) messages me and was like:

"GET THE FUCK OUT YOUR FRONT DOOR, WE'RE GOING LAZER TAG" - SECOND PART OF DIVOTIN

And of course my computer had frozen, of  course it did. TD;LR of it is did lazer tag came back, uploaded the video and only recieved 9 views :P

Insert Text Media Trailers - Planetside 2

Why the fuck does it say this post was made at 4:something?! oh well, so here we have it, reddit users say its funny, youtube users say its funny, see for your self how this is funny. You know, a good ol' Insert Text Media Trailer will always make you chuckle...hopefully atleast. 

(cos that fakin piece of shit halo reach one was shite)

Yeah so welcome n' shit...

So here we are. Its 00:11 am on the something day of the something year of the something month. I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care, im tired as hell. Well then, your probably here for some reason, I have absolutely no clue on what that reason is. First things first, we are Divotin (more like "I am Divotin", because this other fat shit isn't dedicated enough to strain on planning and editing.) Why are we called Divotin, well, "I" don't know. We do gaming n' shit, in fact we're so stupid enough to Gaming that we, wubububub. We're kinda like N00b from this episode from Battlefield Friends, here. So why the hell are we doing this (look theres another reason for you to not care) I odn't know, because we can?

So, let me tell you this story: So this guy walks into bar, and hes like to hte bartender, "nehenejhen" and then the bartenders like ,"excuse me sir?" and then hes like "yeah".

The End

(I hope you liked the meme, nehenejhen)